| I
Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love
"u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :D |
| A
beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits in your eyes. U don't weap don't
cry , just thank God cows do not fly |
| Some
times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think
y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons |
| My
friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental
10% senti and 90% mental |
| Ahat
si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum
ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho? |
| She
took me to a private room,put her hands on my waist,took off my Top than
put her Lips on mine,Oh thanx GOD I am only a bottle |
| I
wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die
on your lips |
| When
times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select some1 who never
break your heart bcoz broken hearts don't spare parts |
| Ap
ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR
Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti |
| Love
your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give
your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1 |
| U
r my sweet SONA,I dont want u to KHONA,I want a place in your Heart's
KONA,Otherwise I will start RONA,Ek Emal to KERONA |
| Sweet
Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to
find,OH GOD how did u find me??? |
| Maha
ko dieting ka SHOK tha, Main SUFEE le aai, !Subha hui to dekha ke na Maha
thi Na SUFEE :) |
| May
u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May
ur every wish comes true.."A Very Happy Birthday to u" |
| Jungle
is empty without u...Plz come here (Mehkma Junglaat) |
| Dil
20 13 80 20 TERAY (Read it in PUNJABI) |
| A
friend is 1% Funny,2% Sweet,3% Caring,4%Loving and 90% Good Looking..
Thats y i m you friend |
| I
Like U Utna, U LiKE Me Jitna, I Miss You Tabtaq, U Miss Me Jabtaq, U Love
Me Janay KabTak, But I Love U Martey Dumtak (l) |
| (f)You
can fall from the sky(l)You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to
fall Is in love with me* |
| I
Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals"
! |
| A-U'r
Attractive B-U'r Best C-U'r Cute D-U'r Dear E-U'r Excellent F-U'r Funny
G-U'r Gud Looking H-He He He I-I'm J-Just K-Kidding |
| Animals
of Jungle decided for a meeting.Every1 came But The meeting hasn't started.Guess
y?coz the Donkey is bzy in Chatting |
| Last
nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon
& suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof? |
| This
cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot
cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat :D |
| Vo
aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo
Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain. |
| Apni
Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Ab Aur Na Intzaar De, Apni Awaaz nahi Sunani
to mat Suna, Kam se Kam 1 Missed call Hee Maar de |
| Hi!
Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, Message
Perhate Hi Niklo! :D |
| What's
wrong with yur cell everytime I call a voice says that that subscriber
u dialed is a Monkey, plz contact zoo for details |
| Teri
Aankain Jhuki Jhuki****Tera Chehra Khila Khila****Jab Tere Chehre per
Haath Ghumaya ****To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila |
| Someday
u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose
is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have! |
| You
are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like
you...and that's the reason why I love you! |
| Love
is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible
to forget |
| Do
you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to Walk by Again??:$ |
| Kiss
is'nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange
More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga |
| TUSI
Bade e Gr8 Ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,JALEBI
ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,KHER jo bhi ho Mere Favr8 ho...! |
| A
Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know
that its the sweetest when it is U |
| Monti
uncle Mujhe Na Bandar Dekhna hai :: Monti : - Beta Vo to Abhi Mere Sath
Chat Ker raha Hai !! :D |
| Phoolon
se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto
me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi! |
| Kisses
Spread germs and germs are hated ..so Kiss(K) me baby cuz em vaccinated |
| Yeah
Duniya hai jahan batein bana na sab ko aata hai (F) Hazaroon piyaar kartein
hai per nibhana hum ko aata hai |
| If
you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you. |
| Phoolon
se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto
me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi! |
| Life
brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham when its end Na Tum Jano Na Hum so guys
let Masti who knowz Kal Ho Na Ho |
| When
i c da moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c u..get
outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!! |
| Sale
Sale Sale..DHAMAKEDAR Sale..keemat sirf eik Muskurahat...Offer Mehdood
Muddat Tak K liye Hai...Only for Girls |
| |
Pata Hai Ajj Kya hua? ... Pata Hai ...... Pata Hai...? .......Nahin Pata
Na? ............... Mujhe Bhi Nahin Pata :D | |
| I
Was Not *Kissing* Him I Was Just Telling His Lips A Secret!! |
| (L)DO
U LOVE ME(L)(W) (NO)(W) OK............... NEXXXXXXXXT PLEZZZZZ.....:p |
| Sitting
Up And Sitting Down , Kissing Is A Common Noun , All The Words With Proper
Tense , Choose The Girl With Common Sense |
