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Fun things to do in a final exam that you have not
studied
for, and you are going to fail the class
anyways!
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Bring a black marker.
Return the exam with all questions and answers completely
blacked out.
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Bring cheerleaders.
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Do
the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false.
If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things
(DCCAB. BABE. etc..).
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Turn
in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.
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Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things,
move to another seat, continue with the
exam.
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Walk
into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be
taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the
instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the
instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are
allowed to stay.
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As
soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat
it.
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Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not
looking. Blame it on the person nearest to
you.
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Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the
last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking"
and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes
early.
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Do
the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one,
make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman
numerals.
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Come
into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your
head, and nothing else.
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Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the
papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and
yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for
another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat
this process every fifteen minutes.
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Do
the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent
markers.
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Run
into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh
of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have
to leave the country" and run off.
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Bring pets.
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On
the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way
to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to
answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my
religious beliefs. Be creative.
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Get
a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got
the secret documents!!"
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Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max
level.
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Walk
in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've
been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And
who the hell are you? Where's the regular
guy?"
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Make
paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's
left nostril.
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If
it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be
creative. Use the integral symbol.
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Talk
the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell
out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start
talking about what a jerk the instructor
is.
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Pass this along to all your friends who are
stressed out from thier exams!
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