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25
things girls hate
about guys
Guys
will be guys, right? Well, after going through
our list of you know what, who knows?!
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They Two-time & Flirt
"Their roving eyes never tire. They
can never stop flirting with all and sundry."
Amrita Pandey, 21, Mumbai
When the male species was teething, some
evil spirit seems to have whispered into
its ears 'to love is to err, to flirt divine'.
What else explains the ghastly way in which
they swing from girl to girl, thinking they
are doing the world a big favour? Flirting
is fun... yeah? Even when you are saying
'I would die without you', with the expression
of a lamb, to that girl in your class?
»They
Have A Superiority Syndrome
"Guys are snobs. They assume you
have a crush on them if you smile at them
more than once!" Sneha Nirody, 16,
Delhi
Somebody has made the blunder of telling
guys that God made them as the greatest
gift to the girls. They are more like a
reminder-for every sin a girl commits, there
is a man lurking to make things even. So,
guys, if you think you are a girl's life
and soul, think again. And then again!
»They
Drink, Smoke And Can't Control Themselves
"Guys go to parties and think wah,
free ka booze! So they end up drinking more
than they can handle. I hate guys who go
to parties and end up puking all over the
other guests."
Radhika Makhija, Chicago
Yuck!
Just can't understand this process of drinking
and disgorging-guys have got their Biology
all wrong. What happened-didn't pay enough
attention, guys? For god's sake, just because
your host is too polite to ask you to stop,
doesn't mean that you will never do so!
»They
Scratch Themselves In Public
"Even the most decent guys scratch
their privates in public. They are completely
oblivious to the fact that they can be seen!"
Deepika Singh, 15, Mumbai
Embarrassing, guys? Well, you asked
for it! What tempts a human being to make
such a display of himself beats the common
intelligence of a mere girl. If they scratched
their brains more often than their you-know-what-they
would be much better-off!
»They
are overly possesive
"Guys want to have the cake and
eat it too- they instruct their girlfriend
not to even talk to other guys, but go on
flirting themselves. I hate guys who can't
stand that their girlfriends have other
guy friends."
Aastha Kala, 18, Jaipur
If
guys had their way, they would probably
stamp 'she's mine' all over a girl they
have dated exactly one and a half times.
Somebody tell them that just because they
have taken a fancy to a particular girl
doesn't mean that she should leave the rest
of the world and come rushing into their
arms.
»They
Think Complimenting Girls Is A Sin
"All my girl friends say I look
pretty good, but even when I make a huge
effort and look my best, none of my guy
friends ever say anything. It is almost
as if they don't want to!"
Gitika Kanwar, Delhi
Guys should win the khitaab of World's
Greatest Miser-mouths. They won't compliment
girls because they are constantly worried
about what they 'might' think. Well, how
about saying what you think first and worrying
about that later? Paranoid is not the word!
»They
Lead You On And Then Blame It On Alcohol
"A guy I really liked called me
one night and said he really needed me.
Later, when I asked what he had meant, he
said he could not remember as he had been
drunk"!
Ruchi, 18, Seattle
Forget
Rio, just blame it on Rum. Guys seem to
have guts the size of a seashell. All the
'serious' talk they want to do comes out
when they can't see straight. Their fave
line for later-'I was not in my senses'.
Simple. What we should do (instead of being
the nice girl) is to make them sign on a
blank sheet just at that moment!
»They
Are Sweet Only When They Need Help
"Guys can lie and cheat and pretend
that they really care, just to get into
the good books of a girl. I would certainly
prefer more frankness from them."
Archana, 16, Kerala
Guys pretend to be sweetness itself
when they want something from girls or want
a job or something done. They will lie low
and pretend to be the most innocent little
lost puppy in the whole world. Carrying
this sweetness over to day-to-day life won't
kill you, man. Girls like chocolates, or
didn't you know?!
»They
Never Make A Commitment
"Guys withdraw suddenly from a relationship
just because they start feeling 'suffocated'.
It is absolutely ridiculous."
Indrani Chaudhary, 18, Calcutta
For guys, commitment seems to come with
another word attached-suicide. They just
can't see it as it is. Ye gad, somebody
knock some sense into them. They run the
moment they hear the word, as if the girls
are going to tie them up and make them pay
for it!
»They
Don't Have To Spend As Much Money As Girls
To Look Good
"Guys are damn lucky. They don't
have to spend a penny to look good. They
don't have to use any cosmetics, no thousands
of new styles to buy; they just buy two
pairs of jeans and one pair of trousers
and that's it!"
Mamta Nawani, Dubai
Rs 1000 for a decent pair of jeans,
Rs 500 for a casual shirt and they are done-okay,
add Rs 150 for a deo. That's what a guy
basically needs unless he wants to dress
like the King of England. And they will
make the pair of jeans last forever. And
they expect girls to always be decked-up-
why? Just because they like it! Ha!
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They Are Insensitive
"Guys are indifferent towards our
feelings. In fact, our unspoken sentiments
irk them!"
Indrani, 18, Calcutta
No matter how dearly all guys believe
it, girls don't have a copyright on sensitivity
and understanding. They have a PhD in unnecessary
flattering, but when it comes to the real
thing... Saying 'I'm sorry' or 'Did you
feel bad?' is not going to kill you guys.
Try it!
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They Use Foul Language
"Guys use bad language a bit too
much. Their mcs and bcs have stopped hurting
the ears because you hear there so often!"
Mishty Verma, 19, Delhi
Guys
have made abusing a part of their daily
diet. Gosh, 10 out of every 11 words they
speak are either abusive or sound suspiciously
so. Gaali for tension, one for frustration,
another for joy... you get the (f***ing)
picture. People will understand a more sane
language, in case you are wondering, guys.
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They Think Fighting Shows Their Strength
"I hate guys who keep boasting about
their biceps and about how they can knock
thousands dead like they are Hrithik Roshan
or something!"
Bhairavi, 17, Mumbai
When they saw Mel Gibson fighting for
his country in The Patriot, all the guys
forgot two things. First, he was waging
a war. Second, it was a movie. Let us get
this straight, they actually think shrieking,
shouting, hitting someone and playing the
bully makes them look good?! It's not bully
for you, bro!
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They Never Ask For Directions
"We were going to a wedding, and
my guy friend kept taking the wrong turns.
I kept shrieking that we were going the
wrong way, but... we reached when the function
was over."
Aparajita Saha, Delhi
Guys always 'know' the way to everywhere,
girls are always butting in when they don't
know anything, they don't need no help from
no woman to reach the place they want to...
right? Puhleeze. No doubt it will soon be
passed as a universal law that guys will
reach
hours late but never ask for directions
from a girl who knows! But until then?
»They
Think A Short Temper Is Cool
"Guys get irritated so soon that
it seems like they think it is fashionable."
Riddhi Ghosh, Delhi
Guys
think all their jokes are so funny that
one should keep laughing till the cows come
home. They want girls to take every (disgusting)
prank of theirs in the 'right spirit'...
but they will sulk or scream if anybody
so much as tries to crack a joke on them.
Chill, man, in case nobody told you, a sense
of humour is not what you decide it to be.
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They Can't Get Pregnant
"Why should we be the ones to produce
babies? I totally hate it that they don't
have to share the responsibility, and on
top of that they look so smug about it!"
Puja Gupta, Delhi
Did
anyone ask girls before deciding that they
should be the ones to 'bring life to this
earth'?! And who says it is a great honour?
Our bet is that they are ready to hand over
this responsibility to the guys on a silver
platter. With their sense of responsibility
equalling the size of a beetle, this
would be a nice little plan to teach the
guys a good lesson!
»They
Don't Respect Girls
"Guys are total, absolute MCPs.
They think we are no good and are mule-headed...
Well, they can go take a walk!"
Anubhuti Rattan, Delhi
The expression 'dumb blonde' has lost
its meaning, what with all guys thinking
it means girls per se. Get real, guys, if
girls are so dumb, and are respect-unworthy,
why do they get frantic calls at midnight
asking them how the hell to solve a Physics
numerical or how do you go about telling
the girl you like that you do? If they are
dumb, then what do you call someone who
depends on them for advice?!
»They
Ridicule Girls' Choices
"Guys keep saying rotten things
about everything that's 'us'. They ridicule
everything, from our choice in clothes to
the friends we make, and even things like
the courses we opt to do!"
Anubhuti Rattan, Delhi
Appreciating anything a girl does is
not a 'guy thing'. Well, what is? We will
tell you-ridiculing every damn thing she
does. Telling a girl how everything she
does is just a little wrong is a guy's second
most fave hobby (the first being flirting,
of course). They will not have an opinion
on the PMs knee but they certainly know
how a girl's knee-length dress doesn't suit
her. And they talk about how girls nag!
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Way They Play In The Sun And Get Sweaty
"I hate the way they play in the
sun, come back sweaty and think they're
the most macho thing to hit town since man
made Godzilla!"
Sneha, 16, Delhi
The message here is loud and clear-take
a bath with your fave cologne before you
go meet your girl friends after that game
of basketball! You might think being drowned
in smelly sweat makes you look like the
sexiest piece on earth, but if I were you
I won't count for much support from the
girls.
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They Don't Want To Watch Senti Movies
"Why do they assume that we will
immediately take our hankies out and start
boo-hooing at every display of emotion?!"
Anju Chauhan, Delhi
Guys
will take girls out anywhere but to a movie
which has even the slightest potential of
turning into a tearful tragedy. They absolutely
freak out at the mention of a senti movie
as if they are being forced to meet a ghost
of the evil kind! C'mon guys, tell us the
truth, the real fear is that of breaking
out into a flood of tears yourself, right?
»They
Are Escapists
"Guys act innocent and forgetful
and absent-minded just to escape a situation.
They change suddenly! It is totally disgusting."
Swati Desoares, Delhi
Guys will fake innocence in an instant.
The instant they sense any kind of 'emotional'
trouble. Guys if you say 'Huh? I don't remember
saying that' more often than they say 'Hello'-beware!
Just think, if all the girls start employing
this strategy, where will you be?
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TV Is Their Life
"Guys are such bores, it is always
cricket on Sunday (and every other day!)
instead of a drive."
Pearl, 17, Mumbai
Well, diamonds might be a girl's best friend
but guess what is their worst enemy? Ya,
you guessed right-television. Guys stick
to tv like glue at any given opportunity-and
are ready to leave fun, work and everything
in this world to spend a few moments in
front of the dumb box. Helllloooo?! The
tv doesn't talk, you know, assuming you
will need to at some point in your life.
»They
Have A Huge Ego
"They will give major hints, but
won't initiate. I hate their so-called ego."
Pearl Shah, 17, Mumbai
All guys
tend to have a big 'I am a man' thing. They
have a bloated ego which stands in the way
of a smooth friendship between them and
the girls like a very sore thumb. They are
too proud to say they need girls, too proud
to ask for help (does the word 'directions'
ring a bell?)... and these days, they have
even started having problems in asking a
girl out! Why the hell are they existing
at all?!
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They Think A Stubble Looks Cool
"Guys think that a scraggly set
of sideburns or a stubble is cooler than
liquid hydrogen! The way they keep their
facial hair makes you wonder
whether it happened due to a freak lab accident
or is that their version of style."
Sneha, 16, Delhi
A lot of Hollywood and even Bollywood actors
look wow with a stubble-the typical rugged
man look! But what the hell gave you the
idea that you will look as hot? You do see
your face in the mirror, right? Perhaps
it is time for a thorough eyesight check.
You are lucky that no matter how hard you
try, you can't rub cheeks with yourself,
with that prickly stubble!
»They
Compete With Each Other Just To Get A Girl
"I hate the way guys go all bonkers
about a girl and go about doing silly things
like fighting and all."
Aastha, 18, Jaipur
Guys
are perfectly happy remaining awake all
night and hatching plots to murder any guy
who so much as sets eyes on the 'girl of
their dreams'. They will plan for days to
make the 'competitor' look like a huge pile
of nuts. And one of their frequent complaints
is that girls are too senti! Look who's
blabbering.
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